There’s nothing like the experience of trying to upload a 244MG video onto your youtube channel. Especially when it’s your first time uploading a larger, longer file and you’re using your smart phone since it’s the only thing you have right now that can do it. RIP dearest laptop.
The first few minutes of monitoring the status bar, watching as it fills and moves from 2% to 5% to 12% feels not necessarily good good but good.
It’s working. Okay.
You’re watching it. Can’t take your eyes off of it because even though it’s been working so far, something might happen. You might have to jump in and do something.
You see 17% now. Steady.
Seven minutes have passed. You’re rewarded or cursed by having been right in keeping an eye on the bar.
Because the screen goes black. Sleep mode.
You tap the screen. Nothing. You curse a little, remembering you have to swipe to unlock the phone. Anxiety creeps in.
20%. It’s still uploading.
You have experience now. You know the black screen and sleep mode is coming again soon. You still don’t trust that if you let it stay black in sleep mode that it will continue to upload. Because the first time it happened, you caught it in time. You stopped the unknown from happening. Or so you’ve made yourself believe.
So you’re stuck. You have to stick to the plan. Stick to the phone.
The screen goes black again. Only this time you swipe too aggressively and the Hunter Mountain skiing video is playing and the upload bar has disappeared.
You hit the back button praying the upload is still happening.
42%. You’re still on track.
And now you know to watch for the black screen AND swipe with feeling.
You’re a little more confident, have a little more trust.
But now 20 minutes have passed with you having sat glued to the phone.
You’re more than half way there.
You’re invested in getting this uploaded. And more anxiety creeps in as the time passes.
Now your’re anxious and excited.
So you begin talking to the phone. Urging it on. You can do it, You say. Just a little bit more.
You’ve got it. Keep going. Almost there!
And you continue with your cheers, words of motivation.
88%. 92%. 96%. It’s on the last stretch. A minute or two more and you’ll be there.
And you made it.
But then it stays at 100%. Full red.
A minute passes.
Still 100%. Still full red. And you don’t want to move. You watch it. Looking for signs of change. Signs of life.
Now it’s processing the video.
So you do it again. But it’s much harder this round.
There’s no visual indicator–no % or the movement of the red line.
You’re anxious. Frustrated.
And so you change tactics.
You walk away. Let go of the phone. Ignore the black sleep. You stop yourself from looking at it.
I’ve done what I can, you say to the phone.
It’s out of my hands. It’ll upload or it won’t.
Still. You better upload you grunt with your fist in the air.
And it does.
This time, it does. It worked.
And since you’ve suffered through this post… here’s the video: Eating Live Razor Clams. It was my first time.
Eating Live Razor Clams: http://youtu.be/dvCr-h_g0no